Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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