Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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