'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This is my gift to your gina
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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