Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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