$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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Done
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
