Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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