so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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