i don't like sucking hair
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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