At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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