you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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