Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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