Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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