i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm too high and old for this...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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