do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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