Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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