bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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