one two three fourrrrnication!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My life is pants optional.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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