that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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