i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
What drink are we having for lunch?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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