How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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