Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.