It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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