so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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