they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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