just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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