sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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