It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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