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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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