the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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