Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize