My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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