Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She told me I should be a condom model.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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