You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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