So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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