you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Non-Jews are for practice
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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