Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize