And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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