hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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