I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
wow bdsm is so cute
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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