this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
