the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
third nipple confirmed
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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