One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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