Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
