Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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