I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
