Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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