Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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