I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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