We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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