yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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