u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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