I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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