shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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