My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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