If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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