I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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