College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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