I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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