I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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